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by corinne delmonico

ali is a muslim and plants bombs in cars he plants bombs in cars because he is a muslim all muslims plant bombs in cars bud is an african american man and holds up liquor stores he holds up liquor stores because he is an african american man all african american men hold up liquor stores hillary clinton was a woman and ran for president she ran for president because she was a woman all women run for president donald trump is a white man and was elected president he was elected president because he is a white man all white men are elected president einstein was a scientist and smoked a pipe he smoked a pipe because he was a scientist all scientists smoke pipes frank sinatra was italian and sold a lot of records he sold a lot of records because he was italian all italians sell a lot of records gorgeous george had long blond curls and everybody hated him everybody hated him because he had long blond curls george thought of himself as a pretty nice guy hitler was a bad person and had a little mustache he kept it neatly trimmed all the time but sometimes his hair fell down over his forehead i am a nice person i wish people liked me more i wish people liked me more because i am a nice person joe dimaggio was a strange man and played baseball he played baseball because he was a strange man all strange men play baseball jack kerouac had a cool name and went on the road he went on the road because he had a cool name he didn’t care if it rained or snowed leonardo da vinci was a genius and lived a long time ago he lived a long time ago because he was a genius all people who lived a long time ago were geniuses marilyn monroe was a human female and a sex goddess she was a sex goddess because she was a human female all human females are sex goddesses