in the grass

by wiggly jones, "the little hippie boy"

the lamb eats the grass the grass has a bug in it and the bug escapes before the lamb eats it the lion eats the lamb the human shoots the lion, with a gun he did not make himself which shoots a bullet he did not make himself the human does not eat the lion instead he goes to a restaurant and eats the roasted flesh of a cow killed six thousand miles away by a human other than himself the head of the lion is removed and made a trophy for the human the rest of the lion is processed into food for dogs the human has a dog - the only creature besides himself that he much cares for he gives the dog, whom he has brought with him to the restaurant, a small slice of the cow the dog is grateful that he gets to eat the roasted cow instead of the processed lion the human eats a salad along with his roasted cow flesh he finds a bug in it the same bug who escaped from the grass as the lamb was eating it before being eaten itself by the lion that the human shot the human is angry at finding the bug in his salad he summons the manager of the restaurant and demands that the cook who prepared the salad and the waiter who brought it to him both be fired the manager complies with the request and fires the cook and the waiter the cook goes home and watches a television show about an intergalactic war in the year 10 million a d the war is between the forces of good and the forces of evil the forces of good are commanded by a beautiful young woman the forces of evil are commanded by a man with the head of a dragon the waiter goes home and gets drunk and falls asleep and dreams in the dream he is a lion a lamb. a cow, a dog, and a bug are his best friends, and they go in search of a lost city and have wonderful adventures