floating down a river
floating down a stream
hand in hand with hitler
in a stalin dream
drifting down a highway
drifting down a road
getting ready to rule the world
with my secret code
saw a light in the distance
castle up ahead
decided to cash in my ticket
and dance with the dead
dracula came to the doorway
with a candle in his hand
eleanor roosevelt took my suitcase
it was all filled up with sand
i followed her through the ballroom
where the band was playing loud
and she left me in the kitchen
lonely as a cloud
st teresa appeared before me
with a cook’s hat on her head
george washington wanted a sandwich
but we could not find the bread
i slipped out in the alley
where a hurricane did rage
and there i found general custer
demanding a living wage
i saw that heaven was a sandwich
and peanut butter was hell
marx and engels were jelly
on my head the raindrops fell
I saw george soros at mcdonalds
order a whole roast pig
i saw mitch mcconnell at yankee stadium
wearing a blonde wig
i awoke to wind and darkness
and saw eyeballs in the murk
i had not won the lottery
so i had to go to work
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