mona was a drunkard
nellie ate candy all day
olivia read the bible
paula got in everybody’s way
quentin saved his money
rita liked to walk in the rain
sammy kept a diary
tony had a set of toy trains
uncle joe had a thousand jokes
vera was one of the girls
willie went and lived in the woods
expecting the end of the world
a young man arrived from the country
with zero recommendations
he asked a stranger for direction
but got lost behind the railroad station
a bear emerged from the piney woods
and regarded the stranger askance
the stranger did not know what to say
so he asked the bear to dance
the stranger’s name was william smith
the bear’s was jonathon jones
one of them ate the other
but they never found the bones
the forest ranger was catherine brown
the detective was dan mccraw
they walked on the side of the highway
and knew that someone had broken the law
all you evildoers
and espousers of anarchy
go back to your homes and children
there is nothing here to see
I went for a walk at midnight
because there was nothing on tv
everything looked like it always did
at least it did to me