bad beatnik bongo poem #6

by mercifully anonymous

illustrations by eddie el greco

churchill enjoyed a good cigar so did che gue - vara roosevelt hedged his bet and used a holder for his cigarette stalin ignored the hype and kept his trusty pipe princess diana , strangely enough preferred snuff a world where a bloke don't have to think twice about having a stiff drink and where a chap can have a quiet nap and not listen to the tirades and feverish jeremiads of people who want to live to be a hundred and twenty three that's the one for me