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Tuesday, April 23, 2019

thoughts


by jean-claude etranger




there are many things that a visitor from another planet might find curious about this one.

one is the situation of the drunkard, a familiar figure in virtually all earthly societies.

the drunkard is despised, though not, as a rule, vehemently. he is not quite regarded as a criminal, and he does not excite the horror accorded the “drug fiend” or the contempt directed at the lecher.

but the curious thing is that he is not only tolerated but enabled. in “good “ times and “bad”, in war and peace, in famine and plenty, in the golden ages of empires and the desperate declines and upheavals of civilizations, somehow the drunkard always finds a way to his drink.

the river of drink never stops flowing. this despite the fact that few drunkards brew their own potions.

this although the drunk, by definition, is “lazy” and “good for nothing” and a parasite on society.

the constant flow of drink is never a stated public concern. no seeker of votes stands before a cheering crowd and announces, “my fellow citizens, i plan to raise taxes in order to buy booze for every bum in every doorway in the city.”

no enlightened reformer of society ever declares, “the most important thing we as a nation must do is provide for the unslakable thirst of the most sluggish and inebriated among us.”

no conqueror enters a city and announces, “under my enlightened rule, all law abiding citizens shall work three extra hours a day, so that an army of unwashed and unshaven rabble may sit in taverns and on sidewalks all day wallowing in self-pity and further dulling their feeble brains.”

no child says, “mommy, please work as many hours as need be sewing burlap bags, never go to bed or sleep, but make sure daddy has his gin.”

the drunkard has “nothing”. but the breweries and wineries and distilleries of the world never sleep, and the ocean pours forth for him, and never recedes.

very strange.

waiter, a bock!



Monday, April 22, 2019

alphonse


by jean-claude etranger




alphonse, a young man from the provinces whose most distinguishing feature was that he looked about fifteen yeas older than he was, arrived in paris with the aim of achieving renown as a poet, and he initially pursued this path with the same tenacity and singleness of purpose with which his peasant ancestors had tilled the soil.

once settled in a little room in the old city - not indeed in a garret but on the third floor of an ancient and decaying five story building - alphonse followed a strict routine.

every morning he arrived at a small cafe just before dawn, and before the cafe was open for business. when the door of the establishment opened, either the proprietress herself or sometimes a waiter or waitress would appear and take the orders of alphonse and any other early arrivals. alphonse would take a seat outside on the street, unless the weather absolutely precluded his doing so.

alphonse always ordered black coffee, which he replenished at regular intervals until noon, when he switched to gin or absinthe. for nourishment, he ordered a croissant just after the sun came up, and another just before he retired for the evening, usually about an hour before midnight.

alphonse carried with him a series of small black notebooks, such as schoolchildren and commercial travelers use. during his long day, when not staring into the distance, he would slowly fill the notebooks with poems, and with his thoughts on life, love, history, and immortality.

his hope was that somebody - a famous poet, a distinguished literary critic, a beautiful woman, an urchin with a shoeshine kit, anyone at all - would notice his occupying himself in this way, and enquire about it.

he resolved that, if, after a year, or after filling forty notebooks, whichever came first, not a single person approached him, he would return to his native town and marry the healthy and moderately dowered young woman his family had selected for him.

the end approached. the last night of the year’s term he had allowed himself was coming to an end and alphonse was staring at a blank page in his thirty-ninth notebook when he was suddenly startled by the appearance of a beautiful and well-dressed young woman, who had emerged soundlessly out of the fog.

“excuse me, monsieur,” the vision addressed alphonse, “but can you tell me the quickest way to the rue de h—————?”

“why, of course.” by this time alphonse was very well acquainted with the geography of the area around his lodging and the cafe, and he quickly gave the young woman the precise directions she required.

“thank you, monsieur.” the young woman turned to go, but alphonse stopped her.

“excuse me, mademoiselle, but might i request a small favor of you?”

“a small favor?” the slightest of frowns showed on her perfect forehead. “but what might that be?”

“to read one of my verses, if you please.”

“read one of your verses?” the young woman replied politely. “but why should i do that? i have my own business to attend to.” and with that she was gone, as silently as she had come.

alphonse was left alone… with the sound of the shutters of the cafe closing for the night… with a single star in the sky overhead… and the dim light of a cab coming up the street… in the mist… with his glass of absinthe…



Monday, April 8, 2019

the glass


by jean-claude etranger



a solitary drinker sat at the last table outside the last cafe at the end of the world, staring down at the last drops of liquid in his glass.

his reverie was interrupted by the arrival of a pirate pushing a shopping cart full of pineapples.

why so sad, solitary drinker? asked the pirate.

the drinker made no answer but only nodded sadly.

a new day is coming, the pirate announced. where you now see only desolation, new cities will emerge, and new nations.

little children will laugh in the sunshine, songs will be sung, trumpets will blow and banners wave, mighty armies will clash in mighty battles, empires will emerge and poets sing their glories in words that will ring down the centuries. life will once again be a festival, in which all will be invited to take part. so take heart, and i bid you good day.

the pirate moved on with his shopping cart.

the drinker looked down at his glass. the last drop had evaporated.

the glass was empty.



Wednesday, April 3, 2019

sadness


by jean-claude etranger




another day gotten through!
another door to unlock
more steps to descend -
i begin my walk

how kind the night!
how kind the street!
dark and empty
silent and discreet

i was born for this
to walk alone
the fog my guide
oblivion my home

what face from the shadows
what voice from the air
the soft face of guilt
the gentle whisper of despair

the raindrops fall
and fall and fall
sad! sad! sad!
who shall resist their call?