Saturday, April 5, 2025

novel 88 - 3. the job


by nick nelson

part 3 of ?

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charles lindbergh needed a job.

he had not had any luck finding one, and he was desperate.

he saw an ad online, in one of the more obscure generic websites

the ad read:

employees wanted.

no qualifications or experience necessary.

resumes not required.

employees required to sign a two year contract, and to remain with employer for the full two years.

no further information provided to employee prior to employment.

no pay - food and clothing provided.

no healthcare, pension, or benefits.

all applicants accepted.

reply to job256389@chump.org.

or stand at the corner of washington and main sts, cincinnati oh any night between 12 am and 2 am

what have i got to lose, charles thought. he could not afford a plane or bus ticket to cincinnati, or the gas to drive there, so he answered the ad online.

to job256389@chump.org:

hello, my name is charles lindbergh. i am replying to the ad on your website seeking employees.

i am willing to sign a two year contract under the terms you describe,

do you require any information about me? please let me know and i will provide it. i am desperate, and have no pride and no shame.

sincerely,

charleslindbergh @————————.com.

after sending the email, charles told his wife becky what he had done.

i like it, she told him, whatever happens to you, i will be rid of you, and that will be something, at least.

i understand, charles replied, subduedly.

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