ted and joe were waiting in the lounge of intergalactic station 3 for their flight back to earth. the rest of the team had already departed.
ted was continuing to berate joe, blaming him for the team’s early defeat and exit from the intergalactic tournament.
joe finally had enough. he took his bat out of his bag and bashed ted’s brains out.
a couple of security guards came over and took joe into custody.
the other inhabitants of the lounge did not pay much attention. a few just laughed and muttered “these earthlings”.
joe was let go by the intergalactic authorities with a warning, and put on the next flight back to earth with an armed guard. he was prohibited from traveling intergalactically for five years.
when joe got back to earth, the only person there to meet him was molly, a girl both he and ted had dated.
when joe told molly what had happened, she was shocked, but she immediately determined to marry joe and civilize him.
and she did. she civilized him, but good. they married, and had twelve children, six boys and six girls.
the six boys all grew up to be fine young men. none of them became intergalactic athletes after leaving school, but one each entered the army, the navy, the space corps, the intergalactic police, the old church, and the new church.
the six girls all married fine young men, who were a credit to planet earth in different ways.
molly and joe had a total of twenty-eight grandchildren.
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